Legacy Leaver Pillows

"And I being of sound find authorise that my entire stock of kryptonite be distributed amongst the citizens of Planet Zug.."

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

R.I.P. Jim Dandy Top sales rep 2005-2014

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Our Founder picture of a caveman: 'We're a very, very old firm.'

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

Hillary Clinton

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'I'm tracing my relatives.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

When you said you were going to find your ancestors I thought you meant on the INTERNET!

'I inherited therefore I am'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

"Sorry, Dad."

"Everyone here is alive because I got laid."

Nelson Mandela

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive."