Comical Legacy Leaver Pillows

'Can I choose which brick you name after me?'

Michael Jackson

"I say it's Kale, and I say it's spinaches shitfaced uncle."

"I got those famous last words you wanted"

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"It was a mom-and-pop, but we inherited it."

'That's true son..Money can't buy happiness. But it makes being unhappy a little easier to live with.'

"New money, Bobby, is old money that got away."

Michael Jackson: The thriller of entertainment.

'Someday, Son, all this will be your ex-wife's.'

'Hang on, we'd better leave this one alone: It's a protected species...'

'One day son, all of this will be yours. Provided we can swing the McNulty Hart deal that is. '

'Someday, son...all this will be Mine.'

'Running away from the circus to join the world of accountancy isn't working out as I expected. . .'

"Wait ... now I forgot what I was going to bark at you for."

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Thanksgiving: The holiday where aluminum foil is king!

'My father carried this sign before me, as did his father before him.'

Family Money - "I've been working on your family tree!"

'Someday, son, this will all be yours...to give to the IRS, thanks to the back taxes I owe.'

"Harold died happy knowing he gained a certain immortality through social media."

'This is really going to tarnish his legacy, Al.'

"Sorry, Dad."

Would you run through that again? On. Off.

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

'He says he too would be grinning were he to be adored all over the world.'

Made It! Without getting one tattoo.

"If it isn't E mc2!"

"He had it commissioned just before he died."

Psychiatry. My dad doesn't appreciate how hard it is to follow in his footsteps

"One day son, all this will probably belong to some little floozy you'll marry."

'Mike, all I'm saying is, 'Fred' is fine, but 'David' has a nicer ring to it!'

"Some day son, all this will belong to your ex-wives."

"A lot of blood, sweat and tears went into making this company what it is today! My father worked hard for what I've got."