Leg Day Enthusiast Pillows

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

Cat and mouse

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Catatonic

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

How the goat got square eyes.

'Ah, business as usual.'

Couch Potatoes

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

Inactive wear store.

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

"Great tights!"

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"I kicked the idea of mowing the lawn into the long grass."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'

'Boy, there are days I feel like doing even less than I usually do...'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."