Leg Day Avoiders Pillows

Still waiting for tape 2

"It's true: no more burpees."

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

Ultra-lazy sloth

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"He's an indoor cat."

'Honestly, dear, I'm just giving my pedometer a rest.'

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'What does L.B.W. mean?'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Well, sometimes we take the dogs for a walk...which puts our fitness level at approximately that of an 80-year-old couple."

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

Exercise vs Laxative.

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

The Sedentary Dead.

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

'Oh stop complaining, if it wasn't for the mosquitoes you wouldn't get any exercise at all!'

'His electric toothbrush has gone wrong - mind you, he could use the extra exercise.'

"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

"Never skip other leg day."