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"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

Catatonic

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

How the goat got square eyes.

'Ah, business as usual.'

"Do you want to order in or wither and die?"

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Couch Potatoes

Inactive wear store.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

'Don't get up. ... I've got it!'

"Great tights!"

'I don't care how comfortable you feel with me. This reels weird for a first date.'

'Some blue-arsed fly you turned out to be.'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'I think someone's asking to go out.'

"If yer a potato, I'm a potato."

'Ironically, sportswear is the most comfortable clothing for doing nothing in.'