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"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'This vacation, let's go on something OTHER than a power trip.'

"When was the last time you exercised something other than a purchase option?"

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'The doctor said you need more exercise, so I've hidden the remote control.'

'I tried running once, but I kept spilling my drink.'

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

"Will I still be able to not exercise?"

'You need more excercize. But I'm drinking as fast as I can.'

"Why run a marathon when you can sleep through it?"

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

Scientific Research: 'Does your research on the sunset include the observation of the sunrise?'

The Sedentary Dead.

The doctor told my husband to be active, but the only exercise he gets is running around looking for the TV remote.

"I'm not getting out of bed. What's the point? Things keep getting worse every day. Even my toothbrush depresses me... I'll just continue sleeping until the world comes to its senses." "Amen."

Labradoodle/Labradon't-le

"... and don't forget to clean out the garage and attic... and the gutters need to be..." "Put a sock in it, Sally. You knew I wasn't an eager beaver when you married me."

'His electric toothbrush has gone wrong - mind you, he could use the extra exercise.'

"I want you to drink more beer, eat more fatty foods and take less exercise."

'I bet he can run twice as fast as you can.' 'But he has twice as many legs!'

"Never skip other leg day."

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

'I don't need to exercise to lose weight. The odor in this locker room suppressed all my appetite.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

Kid sweeps dirt under his junk on the floor.

'Any place that doesn't have snow.'

'Boy, I feel sorry for those poor chumps who have to run to catch the train every day!'

Still waiting for tape 2

"No, Fred didn't run a TV marathon - He watched a marathon on TV."

"Sure doc, I can eat healthy tasteless food and exercise until my lungs implode. Or, you can just inject some drain cleaner into my eyeball and save us both a lot of time and trouble."