Leg Day Devotee T-Shirts

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Autumn Dog

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"Never skip other leg day."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"What are we doing today?"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Still waiting for tape 2

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Seamans' Hospital

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

"Was it something I said?"

Tour de Fran's

"I wish I had your legs."

"Excuse me, would that be the human re-purposing lady off the telly?"

"She's got nice legs!"