Leg Day Devotee Gifts

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

Autumn Dog

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

"Never skip other leg day."

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"What are we doing today?"

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Still waiting for tape 2

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

Seamans' Hospital

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

"Was it something I said?"

Tour de Fran's

"I wish I had your legs."

"Excuse me, would that be the human re-purposing lady off the telly?"

"She's got nice legs!"