Leg Day Philosopher Gifts

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

'Birthdays are like life...the more you have, the more illuminated you become.'

"I recommend the businessman's lunch, sir, mammon notwithstanding."

The End is Relative

"Never skip other leg day."

"Would it have killed you to shave first?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Think, man! Think! How did you get this old so fast?!"

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

'We only get an hour for lunch, so your best bet is to brown-bag it.'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

Historic Moments in Human Evolution

"No, son - the love of Monday is not the root of all evil."

Still waiting for tape 2

"Not eating your Cheezies, Miller?"

"I dreamed my parents were still alive."

"Five really snuck up on me."

Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow...

MAN OF THE YEAR, 'You must come here a lot.'

'The nice thing about our car is we double its value when we fill it up with gas.'

"It's just another birthday. . ."

''I'm missing the football game' is very incisive. Can you go on with that thought.'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with fabulous new shoes!"

"Pushing sixty isn't the problem - it's pulling fifty-nine."

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

'The alarm didn't go off, my car wouldn't start, missed the bus, my back's aching, haven't had a raise in two years ...'

"Spare the price of a triple-choc mochafrappaccino with extra caramelised sprinkles, guv?"

"Ah...Good morning Sir, we're from the 'couldn't give a toss party."

"I wish I had your legs."

"This school is so good, I even learn stuff during lunch."

'The team in white are bound to win - look at the size of the other team!'

Let's not do anything you'll think was a good idea in the morning. !! !!

"And remember, dear, if you want to know the time don't ask a policeman."

"Birthdays are like life... The more you have, the more enlightened you become."