Leg Day Devotee Mugs

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Wait! Don't start the chase now: I need to stretch first!:

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"I'd like to see him try that on the leg press."

Mountain Climbing Yodeler

"Which was harder to work out - quantum physics or his wife's mind"

'Doc, my stiches are coming out,'

Snooker cue changes the channels on tv.

Autumn Dog

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

'What I learned from the cat is that taking a nap is delightful but taking several naps is priceless.'

"You're not totally useless around the house - you make a great appetite suppressant."

Shirker ant.

"Never skip other leg day."

Gym. He claims he does that routine for an hour before starting his cardio workout. Do you believe him? It's a bit of a stretch!

"What are we doing today?"

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

'Don had become a real couch potato.'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

'It happens to a lot of runners at this stage of the marathon, George. It;s called 'hitting the wall'...'

Still waiting for tape 2

'No, no, no. I think it's great that you exercise and diet. I just wonder if perhaps you exercise and diet too much.'

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"Please tell me you recently lowered the floor."

How to Tell when You're Asking for Directions from a NASCAR Fan: 'Make a left, then hang a left, take another left followed by a left...'

Seamans' Hospital

"Was it something I said?"

'He's the life of the party- still life.'

"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."

Tour de Fran's

"I wish I had your legs."

"She's got nice legs!"