Leg Day Lover Mugs

"I wish I had your legs."

"Never skip other leg day."

Police Feline Unit

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Winter Weather.

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

'Ah, business as usual.'

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"Today let's work on changing channels, drinking with a mouthful of food, and yelling at the TV all at the same time."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'It is too snowing!'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

'I'm not lazy - just resting before I get tired...'

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"