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"I wish I had your legs."

"Never skip other leg day."

Police Feline Unit

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

"Better start moving towards shelter: the weather forecast is for rain this afternoon..."

Winter Weather.

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

'I'll set snooze for an extra month.'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Man with cat on the end of fishing rod, catching fish.

"That doesn't look like setting the table to me."

'Ah, business as usual.'

'It is too snowing!'

"You never had to learn to relax, did you, Walter?...It just came natural"

Pyjamas - Party, Sleep and Dawn Raid.

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

'He's at a very impressionable age.'

"I know it's tough to get motivated on Mondays, but..."

"Baldo, do you have a summer reading list?"

"That's Reubens, he's an alternate lifestyle coach."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'