Peg Leg Enthusiasts Pillows

Seamans' Hospital

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"Great tights!"

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Pedalo Racer

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Never skip other leg day."

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

People on a sledge

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

"She's got nice legs!"

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

Man Sledging on his car

"I wish I had your legs."

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

In the podiatrist's office.

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

Physical Education.

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

Bikepool lane only - 2 or more persons per bicycle.