Peg Leg Enthusiasts Gifts

Seamans' Hospital

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

"Great tights!"

"The bad news is I didn't get any food. The good news is I got my 100,000 steps in."

"You could be just the man we're looking for!"

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Kid sheltering from rain inside a vault box.

Pedalo Racer

Doctor to man with baseball player and footbal player on feet: 'You have a bad case of athlete's foot.'

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

"Never skip other leg day."

"Don't try to tell me this P.E. class! Get back to your homeschooling!"

People on a sledge

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"No, he isn't choking. He coughed."

"No one else, huh! So who the hell is sending you a pigeon at four in the morning?!"

Medical School. I'm going to specialize in children's feet. You'll be a "podiatrician."

Corn and Bunion plants.

Ask Me About My Big Feet

'They're not a swimming aid - they're my feet !'

Man Sledging on his car

Lester P. Dunwoody. A mysteriously happy square peg in a round hole that none of us can figure out.

"She's got nice legs!"

"I wish I had your legs."

Sidewalk Rage: Rudy's Response

In the podiatrist's office.

"In my day, I've had men at my feet!"

Physical Education.

"I'm sorry--I'm a left-foot podiatrist."

"But sir, have a look for yourself. It definitely says Games on my timetable."

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

"I can see clear skies ahead...nearly there...not far now..."