Leg Appreciation Society Member Gifts

"She's got nice legs!"

Theatre Masks and Butts

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I hate Tuesday. Tuesday I work legs."

Chris Froome

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Delivery."

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

Waaahhh. Please, Milo. Stop crying. Look, Milo. I'm making a funny face. Waah. I'm waving my arms in the air! Waah. I'm pouring burning coffee on my head. Waaah. Waaaaaaaahhh. Look at this dog. Isn't it disgusting and hairy wairy? Humiliating on every level. Giggle.

"So does this Flamingo diet have any side effects?"

'Don't tell me you weren't speeding back there. When you drove by me, all I could see was a blur.'

Alternative Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons

'I'm walking across the nation to raise awareness of my fabulous legs.'

"Never skip other leg day."

"Congratulations, sir, you've outlived the lot of them!"

Seamans' Hospital

'I'll have to consult with a tree surgeon on this, Cap'n.'

"Please hurry, Hilary. Your soup's getting dirty."

"Creepy-crawlies is deeply offensive to us - we prefer disconcerting perambulators."

"It might be time to start training your legs!"

It would prove to be a very costly mistake to allow bank staff to watch 'it's a wonderful life' on their lunch hour.

'Our cat doesn't do any tricks, but he's pretty tricky.'

"I wish I had your legs."

"I'm trying to position myself as loyal."

"I'm not lost. I moved on to better things."

Obama

'I'll take fifty pairs, thanks...'

'He supports the referee...'

Pirate's beaver problems,