Leek Lovers Gifts

'For heaven's sake Armitage - can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category?'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

Baker Romance

'Do you want your zebra de la margola rare, medium or well done?'

What's your thumb doing on my steak? Want me to drop it again?

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

The Dandy

"The lettuce I paid with was fresher than the lettuce I bought."

Vegetarian Birthdays.

Rap-scallions

Eat Beef

'She loves me, she loves me not, she loves me...'

'We saw the first robin...he saw the first London broil.'

Artist depicts cow as large steak.

The BLTR (the bacon, lettuce, tomato, revolution)

'Ah, Garbanzo, truly you are a noble bean.'

I grew up vegetarian. Wow. That takes work to stay strong. What motivates you? Hey, lettuce brain! Peer pressure.

'OK, sir, sorry that meat was too rare for you. It should be fine now.'

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

Hydroponic Gardening

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

Dentist in ashes - 'Have you been eating garlic?'

"Just how rare is this steak..."

Vegicurious

"Too much to drink, a tattoo parlor, a dare and..."

"No, I'm not calling for order in the court. I'm tenderizing a porterhouse steak. Do continue, counselor."

Cooked rare.

A baroque elk.

'For heaven's sake, Armitage... Can't you just accept 2nd place in the best leek category??'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Man painting a cow

Lettuce referendum: "I voted romaine."

'Ryker's Natural Foods - Kelp wanted'

"Honey, I just got 't-boned' off I-80 West of Omaha!"

'Phillipe was a great chef - and requested to be cremated medium-rare.'

'I thought this was a steak house. Why is the decor for this restaurant pieces of cars and trucks?'