Ledge Defiers Pillows

Sheep on a Ledge.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

To do before Saturday...

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

'I'm into New Age. My new age is 26.'

Zoom Wedding

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"One night in a moment of rage. . . I removed a 'Do Not Remove Under Penalty of Law' tag from a pillow!"

Man on treadmill with one leg in a cast.

"Can I add just one more project to your workload?"

"Sign here that you acknowledge the risks."

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'I would appreciate it if you don't call out in class.'

"Sigurd advocates civil disobedience relating to the 'law of gravity'."

Life and Death.

'You ask him to sing. I don't speak Italian.'

'When your grandparents said they were going to drop in on us, I didn't think they meant literally.'

Ski Jump Flight Plan

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"It's not for sale."

Super high bounce trampoline park

'I forgot to turn on the gravity this morning.'

"I'm warning you, Perkins, your flagrant disregard for the laws of physics will not be tolerated!"

'What do you mean 'I'm as healthy as a thirty year old'? I'm only nineteen!'

A beaver chews through a tree which remains hanging in the air.

"Do you have anything for grey, hairs, experience and wisdom?"

A man is crushed by his sculpture of a hand.

Insignificant Jockey

'No, we're not lost and, no, I won't ask directions!'

'Need a hand?'

"At the next intersection, turn whichever way you f#$%!^&* want! You never listen to me anyway!"