Leaf Lift Master Gifts

"The trees are laughing at us."

"He can't decide which one he likes best. . .His leaf blower, his weed wacker, or his metal detector."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"We're out of bags."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Mr. Potato Head raking up leaves.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

During the winter I shovel snow. In the spring I mop the mud. In the summer I sweep up dust and during fall I rake leaves. In the theater of the seasons, I'm always a member of the cleanup crew!

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"No, you come in on four."

"Don't even think about going anywhere. It's your turn to mow the yard."

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'