Leaf Lift Master Pillows

"The trees are laughing at us."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"Oh no! Oh no! Oh no! Oh no!"

'I'd recommend the 9 tine.'

Leaf-Blowers: Loudly making yardwork someone else's problem since the 1960s.

Dispose of unproductive fruit trees.

"We're out of bags."

"We're going to need a bigger rake."

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"It's been half an hour. I'm jumping back in."

A man imagines he looks like a farmer on a tractor on a ride-on mower and

"We could start a band."

Spring/Summer/Winter

'Well, when can I have my bike back?'

Snow machine spitting out kids toys left under the snow.

"I will now play a familiar seasonal piece."

The first sign of spring is landscapers driving by and laughing at my unkempt lawn.

Leaf Blower.

"When it comes to blowing leaves around uselessly and creating an insane amount of noise, this model can't be beat."

'Norman just loves that leaf blower I bought him for Christmas.'

On the first day of his new job, sweeping leave for the Council, Ed falls out of a tree and kills himself

"It all started when the neighbour bought a leaf blower..."

An embarrassing moment: the wrong floor. Joey presses the door close button. Just then the power fails.

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'Since he bought the leaf blower I hardly ever see him.'

Fred found it was easier to blow torch leaves than rake them.

"Don't even think about going anywhere. It's your turn to mow the yard."

"No, you come in on four."

Leaf Blower Showdown.

Man does long jump onto pile of leaves.

'Mom, what are 'stairs' for?'

A gardener blowing autumn leaves off a tree - into a neighbour's garden.