Lazy Day Ponderer Pillows

"Only laundry day would force you to consider the benefits of a clothesless society."

The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.

Police Feline Unit

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Lazy Octopus

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

Catatonic

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'