"Only laundry day would force you to consider the benefits of a clothesless society."
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The Games Man: Fishing is his sole form of exercise - but he considers it bad form to move more than his wrist when casting.
Police Feline Unit
"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"
"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."
"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."
"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"
"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."
Lazy Octopus
American Idle.
Cat and mouse
Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.
"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."
'Seriously. You have to get one of these.'
"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."
'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'
To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.
'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'
Catatonic
Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.
"Tragic case of having the fridge from the TV when the World Cup is showing."
"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."
"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."
'The stage hypnotist was great, he regressed Jeff to a previous life, and discovered that he was a layabout then, too.'
'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'
"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"
'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'
'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'
Cat puts off paying gas bill, to sleep longer...
'The great thing about sloth is you can't be blackmailed for it.'
"I now pronounce you man and couch."
"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."
'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'
"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."
'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'
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