Lazy Daisy Gifts

'That's Frank's lazy eye.'

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

"A retired superhero's re-purposed utility belt"

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Lazy Octopus

American Idle.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Cat and mouse

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

"Well, you both sleep eighteen hours a day, so try to coordinate this to find a window for some quality time together..."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Right now Arnold Schwarzenegger is doing sit-ups."

Catatonic

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

To be honest, I'd just as soon as lay in the yard, but he so looks forward to it.

"He's declared it an area of natural beauty"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

A Golden Non-Retriever

'I've never known a dog who gets tired so quickly.'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

"I've had a lot of exercise today! I jumped to several conclusions, ran my mouth on the phone, and I just cycled through 500 cable channels!"

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

'Just look at him. The face that lunched on a thousand chips.'

"I'll be glad when the television is fixed."

'Fixed the leg on the telly yet?'

"Such a refreshing day...I've spent 18 hours between napping and comatose."

Gifts from the House of Low Goals.

'I would love to be more energetic, but there is nothing I can do: It's a genetic condition...'

'If it's a universal remote, how come it doesn't work on the refrigerator?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'