Lazy Commuter Gifts

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

Parallel Parking Garage

The return of Miss Subways

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

Oar-tobahn.

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

'You're late!'

Snowman going to work.

"I gave on the E train."

"Do we look like we're going up?"

'How am I doing?'

"Fairy Friday."

Environmentally Friendly Transport

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

My Day - elevator magazine

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Clown Bike Rack

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

"Oh, how I ...give me a push... hate Mondays."

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'