Lazy Commuter Mugs

"I considered riding my bike to work until I realized it involved pedaling and sweat."

"Milk, butter, bread - all past the expiration date. either he just hadn't noticed before, or his time machine worked."

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

'Someone's got to do something about these pot-holes!'

Is Driving Doomed?

Through Traffic Keep Left/We're Through Traffic Keep Right

The return of Miss Subways

Parallel Parking Garage

Patient with a drip on a micro scooter.

Oar-tobahn.

'You're late!'

Straddling bus stop above a regular bus stop.

"Do we look like we're going up?"

Snowman going to work.

"Attendance is way down. He's just trying to jazz up the place..."

"I gave on the E train."

'How am I doing?'

A horse and cart metamorphosing into a snail.

"It's time to put up rail fares again. . . What are we thinking?"

"Fairy Friday."

'Yeah...I don't have a job either. And like you, I am only continuing this routine to keep my wife quiet.'

Environmentally Friendly Transport

A man and a suitcase each board a bus separately.

The bus company's new 'time-saving-initiative' was not going down too well with the passengers.

Clown Bike Rack

'It's the law. Everybody wears seat belts.'

"I have no trouble falling asleep and I have no trouble waking up. I just need to switch when they happen."

De-Caf Drivers Right Lane Only

'Sorry I'm late - traffic was insane.'

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

"You'll come here,but you won't go to Brooklyn?"

My Day - elevator magazine

Roadwork ahead: Proceed cautiously and from love rather than negativity.

'Yes, it's a six hour commute, but where else could we have this standard of living?'

'I stopped doing my thing when my father stopped paying for it.'