Layered Dresser Gifts

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"They're not Levi Strauss - they're not Levi Tate."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

Christmas sweater alternatives

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

That every day look.

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

Snail Man