Layered Dresser Pillows

'Hey guys, wouldn't it be alot easier if we just wore layers?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

"Beanirrito"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

'I'll take it!'

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

"Good news, honey - seventy is the new fifty."

Bearded Leftie.

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"There's another one of those blokes that work from home."

"We should start wearing masks."

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"No, a dressing down day isn't an opportunity to bollock the staff."

Snail Man

'But I think my strongest asset as an employee is my aversion to pretense, coupled with an unwavering commitment to a regular-guy persona!'

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

That every day look.

Savory Types