Lawsuits Gifts

"When should we specify the people we're suing for unspecified damages?"

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

"I say we go for the record in punitive damages!"

'These are from my attorneys for malpractice suit.'

'Well, our company has got a praiseworthy history. Dukes, Counts, members of the parliament, famous artists, leading industrialists... they already sued us!'

'I'll be in the lobby.. looking for someone to sue.'

Playground Safety...Before Willy broke his arm. . . After.

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'What'll it be?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

'It's a treasure map.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

A man wrapped in bath towel looks in closet where a bunch of identical men hang, each in a different suit.

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

The Washington Arbitrators

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"He said his first word today - compensation."

'Hell hath no furry like the lawyer of a woman scorned.'

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'