Lawsuit Gifts

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

"Bob & Sue 2011" "Sued Bob 2011"

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'What'll it be?'

Employer surrenders to case loads of workplace disputes and claims.

The Birth of a Lawsuit

Occupy Budget Balancing

'It's a treasure map.'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'Insofar as all parties have agreed to mediation, I've taken the liberty of hiring a medium.'

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

"I’ll have my lawyer call your lawyer to keep them gainfully employed."

"He said his first word today - compensation."

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

'I'm suing for libel! You've down graded me from being a reliable source to being just a confidential source.'

The Washington Arbitrators

'Your fee is causing us more mental anguish than the accident.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

'Our new product has increased growth in our legal department.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'

Humpty Dumpty Had a Great Lawyer

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

Who to Sue Today.