Won A Lawsuit Gifts

'What do you suggest for someone who took the IRS to court and won?'

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

Wal-Mart Ruling

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

The Birth of a Lawsuit

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

'It's a treasure map.'

Elon Musk in fly me to the moon

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"I made my money the old fashioned way...a team of high priced lawyers litigating round the clock."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to sue, and he'll eat for a lifetime."

'When London Bridge fell down, how much was the contractor sued for?'

"I love this comedy. What's it called?"

"And the person who made all those promises, this man you loved, trusted and ran away with, who subsequently stole your life savings and then abandoned you... is he in the courtroom today?"

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

"I'm afraid it's a bad case of libel!"

"Shister and Shyster Attorneys at law"

'Yes, I have both a law and a medical degree. If you sue me for 'malpractice', I'll sue you for 'slander'.'

Hit by a golf ball and injured...

"I think I've lost a step with age. Instead of suing I usually just wind up counter suing."

'Good morning! Lawyer, lawyers and more lawyers! Who may we sue for you!'

Who to Sue Today.

"Athlete? No. Ambulance chaser."

"That M'lud, is the prosecutions case."

'He's been driven mad by reading about all these huge litigation cases...'

'My client was hit by space junk...we need to know who in the world is responsible so we can sue!'

'These are from my attorneys for malpractice suit.'

'As a patient I'm glad because the doctor cured me. As a lawyer I'm sad because there's no reason to sue that guy.'

'Susan, this is my lawyer. He goes with me everywhere in case I have to sue someone.'

"Act of God? Not a problem—we sue God."

"You're a victim of circumstances? Perfect! I specialize in suing circumstances!"

'Ow. We are suing you for repetitive strain injury.'

'Going public? That's the lawsuit-filled, media scrutinized period between being private and going private.'

"Forgive Edmund, it's like this everywhere we go! Evertime he hears a siren....lawyer, you know!"