Legal Victory Gifts

India Decriminalizes Homosexuality

Punt Cake

Recruiting litigation lawyers is ALWAYS tricky..my last one took me to court for the emotional and professional damage I caused him by NOT considering him for a position I wasn't asked to fill.

'I appreciate how you feel, but I'm afraid your report card isn't grounds for defamation of character.

Wal-Mart Ruling

"When it comes to medical malpractice, most lawyers only go for the money... ...I go for the doctor's head."

"Bailiff."

"We're slapping you with a stress suit, pal!"

"Now that you've won the Super Bowl what will you do next?"

'This could be me and you, your honor. Heading for Las Vegas!'

"They're class action figures."

The Birth of a Lawsuit

'What do lawyers really want, Mr. Montague?'

'Let's see what the employment tribunal has to say about that, shall we?'

I Litigate Therefore I Am.

Triumphant mouse posing like Perseus holding aloft Medusa's head.

'I am the winner!'

'Have you seen the ruddy margins the Chinese expect us to take up for this work?'

"Well, we can try. But to be honest, I doubt that you'll get custody of your husband's credit cards."

"He says: If they're smart enough to hire a top lawyer and sue us for having wet floors then they're smart enough to look where they're *%&$* going..."

"Excellent! It's the disclosure documents for your hearing on Monday."

"It's my attorney. Have you seen my list of things about you that drive me crazy?"

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Attorney and killer bee.

Time is running out for Julian Assange.

"We can't put you in a Witness-Protection Program unless you actually witnessed something."

'You'll make lots of money and eat a little caca... that's what attorneys do.'

"You can lie to the prosecutor but don't ever lie to your co-conspirators."

"In a surprising turn of events, the end testifies against the means."

'I'm a doctor... This man needs someone who can grant me immunity from liability, and fast.'

'Well yes, we lost, but you asked me if I was a Legal Eagle, not if I was a good lawyer...'

Lawyers Ridin' The Range: 'Happy trials to you, until we meet again!'

Our founder and Our founders lawyer.

America's New Dawn

"I wish I had done more pro bono work. I need the tax write offs."