Lawful Jester Gifts

Looking for a witty gift for the creative mind who loves a good laugh? Our Lawful Jester range features clever, funny items that celebrate the playful side of law and order. Whether it’s for a friend, family member, or yourself, these products bring a touch of humor to the serious side of life. Discover mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints that showcase the whimsical side of a creative spirit with a legal twist.

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"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

"I tried to rob a bank and failed! I tried to steal an old ladies bag and failed! So why not use as my defense, the old saying, 'You can't blame a person for trying'?"

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'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?' mockup

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

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'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.' mockup

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

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'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.' mockup

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

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'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!' mockup

'Pass it to Dewey! He's got himself into some kind of rhythm!!'

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"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs." mockup

"Hire a cost cutting, bad-guy consultant to turn me into a good guy during the layoffs."

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What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?" mockup

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

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'How about a game of cards?'

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"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient." mockup

"For the sake of not being redundant, your honor, I feel that one 'bad dog' is sufficient."

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'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...' mockup

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

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"Judgement Day: Division Four"

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"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head." mockup

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

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The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...' mockup

The New Fundamentals of Art: 'We'll begin with the most basic figure, the trademark attorney...'

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"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?" mockup

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

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"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor." mockup

"Unless one is a humorist, Haskins. One should avoid attempts at humor."

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'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.' mockup

'Wait!... I don't want to take Brady out right now. He's just getting into rhythm.'

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"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour." mockup

"Not guilty but prepared to settle out of court, your honour."

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'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.' mockup

'Your Honor, my client would like to wave his right to a speedy trial.'

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'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?' mockup

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

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'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.' mockup

'This court finds you guilty Mr. Jones. As your punishment, the bailiff here will slug you one.'

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"#notguilty."

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt." mockup

"Objection, your honor, my client's feelings are being hurt."

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Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich. mockup

Three card brag - I'm great! I'm really handsome & I'm very rich.

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Yawning barristers in court

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"I say we move on to dessert."

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A baby in court

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Justice 4 Ron

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"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime." mockup

"Dave here, is a lawyer. But don't be too impressed, he only specialises in petty crime."

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'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!' mockup

'Don't worry boss, it's probably archaic!'

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'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!' mockup

'Court is in recess for one hour. Everyone convene on the playground and we will choose sides for dodgeball!'

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Basketball.

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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Lawful Jester Gifts Collection

Lawful Jester Mugs

Explore our collection of Lawful Jester mugs for tees, pillows, and prints that showcase legal humor with a playful twist—perfect for brightening your day or making someone smile.

Lawful Jester Pillows

Discover our Lawful Jester pillows, featuring humorous and creative designs that add personality and fun to your living or workspace décor.

Lawful Jester Prints

Browse our Lawful Jester prints to find witty artwork that combines legality with creativity, perfect for decorating your home or office with a humorous touch.

Lawful Jester T-Shirts

Check out our Lawful Jester t-shirts for witty designs and clever humor that fit any casual occasion—ideal for combining style with a playful legal twist.