Law Loyalists Gifts

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Stop and Birch

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Bottle Distillery

Intellectual Property

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"My farewell gift!"

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

When Someone Says Biden Sucks, You Are Supposed to Have a Good Answer

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

House vs. Senate

Upholding the Law

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

Voter impatience.