Law Supporter Gifts

Little Known Scenes From History: Alexander Graham Bell in prison inventing the phone so he can make his one call after being arrested.

"Ernestine is trying to get St. Patrick to change his mind."

"Is she breastfeeding in public?! That's disgusting!"

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Death to the Extremists

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"My farewell gift!"

Violent Crime Statistics

Lady Justice.

"They're class action figures."

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Take two tokes of weed, Mrs Grunfield, and call me in the morning.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

House vs. Senate

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

Dumping The Death Penalty

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Cannabis Dispensary: Walk-ins awkwardly trying to look nonchalant welcome!

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"

'Hi this is Brussels - we're going to need to order some more red tape.'

'It was HIS fault, he was doing the SPEED LIMIT!'

'Stick a few upper-class tax cuts to it and it'll pass like a bran muffin dipped in vaseline.'

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."