Law Adherent Gifts

"Arresting me for trespass - on what grounds?"

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"Your Honor, we're going to go with the prosecution's spin."

'I request an postponement, Your Honor -- I have to study for my bar exams.'

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Ruth Bader Ginsburg - Forever Supreme

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

Stop and Birch

Next camera crew 5 mins

'Wow! I never before saw such a strenuous objection.'

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Intellectual Property

"He'll only talk when his lawyer's present."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Violent Crime Statistics

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

How a Bill Becomes a Law, 2023

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

Lady Justice.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

"...And the court awards you twenty five thousand for the loss of faculty in your right arm."