Law Adherence Gifts

Your Child's Life Depends on It.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Dog Crossing

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

Violent Crime Statistics

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Lady Justice.

Musuem. Galileo did an experiment by dropping cannonballs from the Tower of Pisa. I wonder what he discovered? Personal injury lawsuits!

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'