Law Adherence Gifts

Your Child's Life Depends on It.

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"In the event of an actual S.E.C. investigation, legal representation will drop from the ceiling."

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

Dog Crossing

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

'Guess who just graduated cum laude from Sunnydale Obedience School?'

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Words that can result in employee litigation box.

Lady Justice.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

Two lawyers in a royal court

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'