Law Loyalists Prints

Policemen Bill and Alf in police car.

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

Stop and Birch

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

Bottle Distillery

"#notguilty."

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

Intellectual Property

"My farewell gift!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

"I propose legislation to simplify Brexit - the Americans are having a hard time following it."

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

Arrogant junior barrister

'A more conservative version of the gun bill would also require a background check for all voters.'

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

'I know we can't repeal the laws of nature, but I don't see why we can't amend them a little.'

Upholding the Law

House vs. Senate

Clarence Thomas

"A reconciliation bill? -- I've been in Congress for 37 years, and I've never reconciled anything!"