Law-loving Astrologer T-Shirts

Discover stylish t-shirts that merge legal humor with celestial themes, perfect for the astrology-loving lawyer in your life.

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'I don't care if your stars did say 'Take financial matters into your own hands from now on'...'

'I don't care if your stars did say 'Take financial matters into your own hands from now on'...' mockup

'I don't care if your stars did say 'Take financial matters into your own hands from now on'...'

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"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?" mockup

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

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'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

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'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?' mockup

'I sense that someone is about to swindle you.' 'Wow, thanks for the warning! How much do I owe you?'

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Emergency numbers on a telephone. mockup

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

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"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this." mockup

"I'm not sure you'll want to know this."

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'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.' mockup

'It wouldn't work - you're Leo and I'm Sagittarius.'

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The Big Tipper

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"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?" mockup

"The Chinese Zodiac told me to marry a sheep. Who am I to question hundreds of years of ancient Chinese wisdom?"

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"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!" mockup

"...Wow, if Malcolm Gladwell is right, we need to get a cat who's a Virgo ASAP!"

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Planting by the Moon.

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'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.' mockup

'If you had been born two days later you'd have been kind and clever with a great sense of humour.'

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'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.' mockup

'Horoscope, stay indoors and keep your mouth shut.' 'So, no dentist.'

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Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous mockup

Astrological forecasts of the rich and famous

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Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East." mockup

Roy, if you can hear me, the Mets are twenty games over .500 and they have a good shot at clinching the N. L. East."

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"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad." mockup

"Lighten up! Your charts aren't that bad."

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'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.' mockup

'We're an equal opportunity employer and we do not discriminate against sex, race, religion, age, or astrological sign.'

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'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.' mockup

'My horoscope said I was going to make someone happy today.'

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"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!" mockup

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

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"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

"Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband, for richer or poorer, in sickness or in health, when Jupiter is in his 6th house or Saturn is in his 2nd, until death do you part?"

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