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'...Plus an additional 5 years for parking your getaway car in my reserved space!'

"Drop it... Such things banished in our kingdom."

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, especially when you're majoring in Law.'

"You can't prove that I broke it! Where's your physical evidence? Fingerprints or a DNA profile?"

"This is a neighbourhood vigilante area."

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

Violent Crime Statistics

"The ignorance of the lawyer is no excuse."

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

'You got a search warrant, sheriff?'

Lady Justice.

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

'Remember - do not try to plant the seeds from these apples. They're intellectual property, and they're copyrighted.'

A Judge about to enter an operating theatre for a 'Clinical Trial'.

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'We the jury find the defendant very, very, very, guilty.'

It Looks Like Trumpty Dumpty Got His Wall After All.

"Apparently, you have very little respect for our judicial system, sauntering in here with only one lawyer."

Baby's first words.

"To be honest, I'm not sure if you marking your territory is legally binding in a boundary claim dispute."

'Your honour, we find the defendent 'politically incorrect'.'

Two lawyers in a royal court

'Tell the truth: does this affidavit make me look fat?'

"I'm enjoying law school but I don't want to be known as the attorney from hell."

US Gun Control Debates.

"Our immigration lawyer is now living in Guatemala."

Dumping The Death Penalty

'Slap me and I'll see you in court.'

Roman Emperor Trump Pointing to El Salvador

The Unknown Attorney: The First To Double His Billable Rate.

CW 'Text' Yomp Sidekicks: Attorneys-at-law,

'Speak of the devil, there's my attorney now.'

Frank abuses the Power of Attorney.