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'I knew it was easy, but I didn't realize it was ILLEGAL to take candy from a baby.'

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

'As it's your first day we're going to start you on something easy.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

"#notguilty."

Stop and Birch

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

Intellectual Property

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

Arrogant junior barrister

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'I'm here waiting appeals.'

'If you can't afford a media adviser the court will appoint you one.'

"Honestly, I have no idea what a 'habeas corpus' is."

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

"When I grow up I'm going to be a police officer and follow in my dad's footsteps."

'Is there any chance I could do the five years vicariously?'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"

"Let's take in a trial."

Upholding the Law

Clarence Thomas

Obama slipping on legal details related to Guant?namo Bay

A shark is reading a book entitled 'Swimming with the lawyers'.

'The dept. of agriculture says yes, the environmental protection agency says maybe, and the food and drug administration says no.'

'Our class-action suit covers any carbon-based life forms.'

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."