Law Exploiter Gifts

Searching for a humorous gift for the legal enthusiast? Our collection features playful, lawyer-inspired designs that bring humor and personality to mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and art prints. Whether they’re a seasoned attorney or a law student, these witty gifts are sure to get a smile—or a legal laugh. Celebrate their passion for justice with a gift that’s as sharp as their courtroom arguments.

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"I appreciate the new campaign finance laws, but I miss the thrill of getting around the old ones."

"I appreciate the new campaign finance laws, but I miss the thrill of getting around the old ones." mockup

"I appreciate the new campaign finance laws, but I miss the thrill of getting around the old ones."

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The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution mockup

The Signing of tthe United States Constitution

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"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year." mockup

"Gentlemen, I'm pleased to say the firm is perfectly positioned to avoid chapter eleven and still be in existence this time next year."

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"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor." mockup

"No, of course there isn't, 'one law for the rich and another for the poor'... There's no law for the poor."

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'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...' mockup

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

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"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips." mockup

"We've also been given ten top employment law tips."

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'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.' mockup

'Normally, I hate a rush to judgement - but I'm doing this case pro bono.'

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"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

"Before we begin, I'd like to say that in thirty years as an attorney, I've never encountered a more interesting departure from the standard last will and testament."

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Stop and Birch

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'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.' mockup

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

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"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!" mockup

"Some school - They teach us about the Fifth Amendment, but they won't let us use it on TESTS!"

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'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.' mockup

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'

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"#notguilty."

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"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!" mockup

"Gimme a 'D'! Gimme an 'N'! Gimme an 'A'!"

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'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.'' mockup

'Your Honor, in order to avoid being sued, we find the defendant 'Not guilty.''

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'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?' mockup

'Can I sue someone because I didn't win my lawsuit?'

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I've found a loophole in your loophole mockup

I've found a loophole in your loophole

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Intellectual Property

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Violent Crime Statistics

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"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!" mockup

"Stop billing your daughter for reading her bedtime stories!!"

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"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!" mockup

"Hold everything! I just thought up a terrific loophole!"

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"They're class action figures."

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Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard. mockup

Ian McWit, Attorney at Law, Body by Joe's Gym, Mind by Harvard.

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'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!' mockup

'I couldn't help noticing that nobody swore YOU in!'

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Lady Justice.

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The Birth of a Lawsuit

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'It's a treasure map.'

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'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.' mockup

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

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Arrogant junior barrister

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'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!' mockup

'I thought he was joking. I didn't think my husband would really turn me in to the FDA!'

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"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?" mockup

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

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'I'm here waiting appeals.'

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"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers." mockup

"It's either this or a country run by lawyers."

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So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity. mockup

So you'd like to be a lawyer...we require honest, genuine people, who are prepared to...learn how to fake sincerity.

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Law Exploiter Gifts Collection

Law Exploiter Mugs

Explore our collection of law-themed mugs for more witty and humorous designs that legal professionals will love to start their day with.

Law Exploiter Pillows

Brighten up any space with our witty legal pillows—great for legal professionals or law fans who want to add humor to their decor.

Law Exploiter Prints

Browse our humorous law-themed prints to bring a playful legal touch to your home or office decor, perfect for any legal enthusiast.

Law Exploiter T-Shirts

Check out our range of law-inspired t-shirts for clever slogans and fun designs perfect for legal buffs and courtroom superstars.