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Rule Exploiter Gifts
Looking for a gift for the rule exploiter in your life? Our collection features humorous and smart products that highlight their knack for bending the rules. Whether it’s a cheeky T-shirt, a cunning pillow, or a clever art print, these gifts are perfect for those who love to think outside the box and add a dash of mischief to their style. Show them you appreciate their cleverness with a gift that’s as witty as they are.
'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'
Dog Crossing
"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."
Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!
"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"
Dog tries to obey No Dog sign
"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."
One way only.
Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.
Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!
I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but
'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'
'That's our corporate ladder.'
'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'
"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."
"I'm looking for loopholes."
Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'
'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'
"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."
"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."
She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.
'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'
'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'
'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.
Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.
'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'
"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"
Angel with speed camera.
I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.
'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'
'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'
WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'
Rule Exploiter Gifts Collection
Rule Exploiter Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate rule exploiters—perfect for those who love a clever joke with their coffee or tea.
Rule Exploiter Pillows
Browse pillows that add a mischievous twist to any room—ideal for rule breakers with a sense of humor.
Rule Exploiter Prints
Check out prints that honor the rule exploiter’s clever side—decor that sparks conversation and laughs.
Rule Exploiter T-Shirts
Find tees that shout out to rule exploiters—witty, bold, and perfect for making a rebellious statement.