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No Pants No Service?

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

Dog Crossing

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?"

Dog tries to obey No Dog sign

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

One way only.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Basically, you should think outside the box, but don't color outside the lines!

I'm not substitute teaching after all. How come? They wanted a criminal background check! I was a principal for 15 years. They know me! Yes, but

'Does anyone know where we keep the unwritten rules?'

'That's our corporate ladder.'

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"Turn off cell phones violators will be over ruled."

"I'm looking for loopholes."

Office computer: 'Thank you for not using me for personal business.'

'Here are the safety manuals you wanted'

"Until you're top management, Warrick, I strongly suggest you stay within the lines."

"The deadline for compliance just kicked in."

She didn't know when her baby climbed onto the prize pile, but she could never turn her back on the international Carny code of law.

'This is a coffee break, Caldwell -- Get rid of that damn teapot!'

'Oh, sure -- NOW you set boundaries!'

'It's from the Federal Trade Commission -- we have to put in a non-smoking section.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'

At last he had found the Regulatory Guidelines.

Business man must jump through hoops to impress his boss.

'... And as soon as it's discovered, don't play with fire!'

"Poppa, can you read me the Riot Act again?"

Angel with speed camera.

I told you you weren't allowed to stretch before the seventh inning. Security.

'...so until you get your own place - you live by our rules!'

'Oops! Looks like I've broken every rule in the book.'

WELCOME TO KINDERGARTEN, 'It's okay, I guess, but they sure hassle you about compliance!'