Law Enforcement Criticism Gifts

'I'll keep him covered...you radio Parking Violations and tell them we've got their man!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Careful! He knows computers."

"I knew we'd eventually catch him. He can't run and run as fast as he once did."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

Old West Bounty Hunter.

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Family traits.

Scars and Bars

Racial Profiling

Mobsters at the Beach

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"911, what is your major malfunction?"

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

"Paper or plastic?"

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'