Law Enforcement Critique Enthusiast Gifts

Suggested future assignment for Uvalde law enforcement 'rescuers'...

This is the last time I ask Peterson to dust for prints.

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"You have the right to remain silent."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

'Can I have your autograph...?'

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

For the last time, officer, I'm absolutely, positively sure it was number four.

Arcarde Patrol

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

Sweet Jailbreak

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

Don't Try Anything Funny.

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

Police hiding in the ballot box.

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

Stun-gun target practice.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

Street trader tricking police.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Rollercoaster police chase.

Piñata police line-up.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

'...if you don't stop..er..singing Mr Bieber I'll arrest you for possessing an offensive weapon as well as drunk driving.'

"Just accept the ticket and let's go. The hot dog's getting cold."

It slowly became apparent that the police interpretive dance artist was less effective than the police sketch artist.

'Call for back-up.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.