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Suggested future assignment for Uvalde law enforcement 'rescuers'...

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

'Oh no a speed camera.'

"You have to let me make my own mistakes."

"You're under arrest for breaking the law of gravity! You have the right to..."

"The big one dropped his weapon, but keep an eye on the little one. I think he's still armed."

Relax, I'm just here to pick up a prescription.

"You have the right to remain silent."

"Ahhh! Ha-ha! Exactly what I said when I was pulled over. Dipstick!"

'Can I have your autograph...?'

Arcarde Patrol

Sweet Jailbreak

"C'mon man, you got the wrong species."

'Why can't I park it here? I'm just getting my moneys worth.'

'Did you drop this £20 note, Sir?' 'Ooh, YES!' 'That will be a £50 fine.'

"Tell me about your fear of policemen."

'Pull it over, Speedy.'

It's amazing how people slow down when you point a hair dryer at them.

Police hiding in the ballot box.

Stun-gun target practice.

Rollercoaster police chase.

One lobster has another in hand cuffs.

'Let this guy go. He's working under cover.'

Street trader tricking police.

Police officer giving ticket to paramedics.

Policeman charges tortoise for impersonation.

City Police...K - 41/2 unit

'Call for back-up.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

I've heard of on-line banking, but I think this may be the first ever attempt at an armed, on-line bank robbery!"