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'I'll keep him covered...you radio Parking Violations and tell them we've got their man!'

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

No Parking - Scandal or No Scandal

Meanwhile, in Florida: Little Free Library/Little Free Firearms

'I'm lost, did you happen to see a lady without a boy like me ?'

Totalitarian Humour

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Our therapist couple be so proud of us now."

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"Careful! He knows computers."

'I hate frisking magicians!'

'When I grow up I want to join the SWAT team!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Family traits.

"I said freeze, punk, I didn't mean literally!"

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'I'm afraid we're going to have to let you go, Richter. The crime rate has dropped.'

Mobsters at the Beach

Old West Bounty Hunter.

Scars and Bars

'I thought forty is the new thirty.'

-'Okay Rebel, find the drugs.' -'Are you kidding? There's dirty underwear here!'

"Sorry, eighty is not the new sixty-five."

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'What the … ? How did those thugs get into my car?'

"I'm sorry- when you said 'bad' cop, I assumed you meant incompetent."

"Paper or plastic?"

'Where's the circus, buddy?'

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

Atty.-Gen. Sessions reveals new law enforcement strategies to deal with opioid epidemic.

"Say, you were right, Sheriff, this is the best way to keep up with the 'Space-Hopper Gang'."