Law And Order Animal Fan Gifts

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Trial by Media

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"The unlucky lemming"

Wolf Karaoke

E-Baying @ The Moon

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Overkill, dude."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm a monster."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

Museum of Bones

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

Happy birthday Darling!

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'Let's agree to disagree.'