Law And Order Animal Fan T-Shirts

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

Trial by Media

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"The unlucky lemming"

E-Baying @ The Moon

Wolf Karaoke

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Mating rituals

"That's how humans reproduce? But, there's three of them..."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I'm a monster."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"Overkill, dude."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

'Somebody's got to be kidding,'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

Happy birthday Darling!

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Museum of Bones

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

"Well, you gonna spin?" "Ah, maybe after another Breaking Bad."

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

'They learn fast, don't they?'