Law And Order Fans Gifts

Bobsled Police.

'Admit it-you're stalking me,aren't you!'

"Could we go back to the police station the pretty way?"

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"My problem is a recessive gene for honesty and a dominant gene for robbery."

"The doctor is in court on Tuesdays and Wednesdays."

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

'The highest court in the land.'

Cop gives ASBO to cockerel: 'This of this as a cock-a-doodle-don't.'

The old good-cop, psycho-cop routine.

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."

'We want more police on our streets!' 'WHAT?! Do you have any idea how dangerous it is out there?'

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

Ruth Bader Ginsburg

Policeman giving paramedics a fine.

'I bet this is going to be another round of criminal bashing, isn't it?'

"No offence Jon, but..."

"I take it you want to go for a perp walk."

"I'm charging you with texting and driving."

'Dr. McWit, I'm going to have to cite you for violating the laws of gravity.'

Arrest of La Tuta

"Ignore him - he hates everyone I haul in for questioning."

'Vice squad - you're busted.'

'I think we both know that's a decoy.'

'In future a reg number will suffice, ok.'

"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge to Channel 13."

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

'Okay, just be patient -- it could be months before they learn to obey all of these.'

Corruption Contest

"It's been in self-drive mode all morning, maybe it's not programmed to recognise stop signs?"

'We struck these tax laws, but they somehow spontaneously regenerated into line 501(c), section 746-e, subsection (3), as described in paragraph (2).'

'Let's do the Good Dog, Bad Dog routine.'

'You have the right to remain silent...'