Law And Order Satire Fans Gifts

'You have the right to remain silent...'

"I didn't say, 'Simon says.'"

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

In my day, they didn

Los Angeles' New Smart Meters

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Telekinetics on strike...

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'The highest court in the land.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Antonin Scalia

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

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"Is your dog friendly?"

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"So, how's your scary movie?"