Law And Order Satire Fans Gifts

'You have the right to remain silent...'

"I didn't say, 'Simon says.'"

Trial by Media

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Telekinetics on strike...

"Permission To Treat Prosecutor as Hostile, Your Honor?"

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

'You're the watchdog. Do you honestly expect us to believe you didn't see anything?'

'The highest court in the land.'

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Ignorance of the law is no excuse, dummy!'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'That's the lawyer in me trying to get out.'

Antonin Scalia

'Now, you can SWASH, and you can BUCKLE, but you can't SWASHBUCKLE.'

"We understand you wish to report a crime Madam? I'm Inspector La Garde and this is my able assistant Defective Constable Wallis."